The Newborn Stage – enjoy it while it lasts!

I often hear people telling new parents that the ‘newborn stage’ is the hardest but I don’t agree. Newborns are the best. They’re essentially little slugs. They don’t move, they just sit there doing nothing except sh!tting in their pants. Toddlers on the other hand are the devil. You’ve to run after them everywhere. They’ve no morals and they sh!t on your floor.

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